AbbeyWhoo
  • me at age 9: omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!
  • me as a teenager: who the fuck just unfollowed me

nickiminajvevo:

when ur trying to tell someone something but they keep cutting u off

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide


wifflesgiraffy:

silverie-stitches:

lusoric:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF



this whole post is full of cute omg
hystorics:

Bonnie and Clyde’s car after they were killed in 1934.

claydols:

ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

(Source: basedgosh)


You have the right to remain silent and make out with me.

Okay ;)


asked by Anonymous
kai-ni:

I feel the need to name my tiny cacti
what should I name my tiny cacti?