- me at age 9: omg i cant wait to be a teenager, getting drunk and partying 24/7 with all my friends!!!!
- me as a teenager: who the fuck just unfollowed me
when ur trying to tell someone something but they keep cutting u off
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide